If Donald Trump’s election and subsequent cabinet selections were a movie, it would be a comedy starring Will Farrell as President Aloysius P. Fuckwhistle, a former snake oil salesman and ventriloquist who was only elected because people thought they were voting for his dummy.
I mean, putting Trump aside for a minute, you couldn’t pick a worse set of cabinet secretaries and top advisers if that was your intended goal.
Just take a look:
His attorney general couldn’t be a federal judge because he is a racist.
The education secretary hates public education and established the worst private charter school in the country.
The commerce secretary won’t help bring back jobs for working people because his career agenda is to lay them off and take away their benefits.
The HUD secretary is a neurosurgeon who thinks the Egyptian pyramids are grain silos, has probably never seen Section 8 housing and thinks Section 8 means mental illness in the military.
His health secretary is anti-Obamacare and wants to take it away from 20 million people.
One of his candidates for Interior Secretary wants to drill for oil in national parks and shoots caribou from a helicopter.
His agriculture secretary just bankrupted Kansas.
His Homeland Security director wants to arrest a million people for their Facebook and Twitter posts and ship them to Gitmo without a lawyer or a trial. That’s Gitmo, which has never had more than 775 prisoners at a time. It’s gonna be a little crowded down there, I believe.
The EPA director is a climate science denier.
The head of NSA wants to kill Muslim families and torture suspected terrorists…emphasis on the word “suspected.”
His chief strategist hates blacks, browns and Jews.
His chief of staff is the idiot who oversaw the destruction of the Republican Party.
And last but not least, the candidates for Secretary of State include (1) the man who basically bought an infomercial to tell us how incompetent Trump is and beg us not to vote for him, (2) the former New York mayor who is borderline brain dead or (3) a disgraced general who actually DID worse things with classified information than Hillary Clinton was wrongly accused of.
Thanks for reading this far. Like I said…you can’t make this stuff up.
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