Friday, December 2, 2016

Rudy and the birther movement

Trump surrogates: "Hillary Clinton started the birther movement. I saw a copy of a memo."

Q. "What kind of memo? Show me the proof."

A. "It was a memo to Hillary Clinton from a campaign volunteer.

"Actually, it may have been from one of the children of the second cousin of the sister of one of Hillary's campaign volunteers.

"I think.

"Actually, it may not have been an actual memo. It might have been a cartoon drawn in crayon on the back of a place mat from the International House of Pancakes.

"Actually, it may not have been addressed to Hillary Clinton. It may have been addressed to Mallory Hinton.

"Or Guillory Minton.

"Or Hilton Schmilton.

"Actually, it may have been drawn by the daughter of the cousin of the maintenance man who empties the trash cans at Toys 'R Us.

"Actually, it may have been something I saw in a dream after eating at the International House of Pancakes and then shopping at Toys 'R Us.

"Actually, I may have heard about it from Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, that's it. I heard it from Rudy Giuliani.

"Rudy said he drew it in crayon on the back of a place mat..."

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