Trump surrogates: "Hillary Clinton started the birther
movement. I saw a copy of a memo."
Q. "What kind of memo? Show me the proof."
A. "It was a memo to Hillary Clinton from a campaign
volunteer.
"Actually, it may have been from one of the children of
the second cousin of the sister of one of Hillary's campaign volunteers.
"I think.
"Actually, it may not have been an actual memo. It
might have been a cartoon drawn in crayon on the back of a place mat from the
International House of Pancakes.
"Actually, it may not have been addressed to Hillary
Clinton. It may have been addressed to Mallory Hinton.
"Or Guillory Minton.
"Or Hilton Schmilton.
"Actually, it may have been drawn by the daughter of
the cousin of the maintenance man who empties the trash cans at Toys 'R Us.
"Actually, it may have been something I saw in a dream
after eating at the International House of Pancakes and then shopping at Toys
'R Us.
"Actually, I may have heard about it from Rudy
Giuliani. Yeah, that's it. I heard it from Rudy Giuliani.
"Rudy said he drew it in crayon on the back of a place
mat..."
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