Tuesday, February 28, 2017

TRUMP DRINKING GAME

(I made this up in a hurry for tonight's speech. There may be a better one out there someplace.)

Rules


(1) Take one drink every time Trump says:

Win/winning, weak, smart/smarter, tough/tougher, dangerous, bad dudes, amazing, huge, tremendous, terrific, zero, disaster, mess, border, security, negotiate and deals.

(2) Take 2 drinks if he says "big beautiful wall. "

(3) Chug your drink if he says:

I will be the greatest ____ that God ever created.”

“I’m the most _____ person you’ve ever seen.”

“Nobody ______ better than me, believe me.”

“I would use the greatest _____.”

“I know all the best _____.”

“So hard your head would spin.”

"I'm hearing that ____"

"People are saying..."

(4) Make another booze run if he says "bigly" or "three Corinthians. "

(5) Hit yourself in the head with a bottle if he says "failing, "fake" or "phony."

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