Mar-a-Lago (Sung to the tune of 'Desperado')

Mar-a-Lago, why don’t you come to your senses

You've been ranting about fences for too long now

Oh, you’re a mad man

Completely driven by vanity

Your type of insanity

Will hurt me somehow

Don’t insult the Queen of England, boy

She’ll ban you if she’s able

We know the Russian czar is always you best friend

Now it seems to me some bad guys

Have been seated ‘round your table

But they’re going to bring the good times to an end

Mar-a-Lago, oh you’ve got everyone buzzin’

Your hatred for Muslims is driving you nuts

And freedom, oh freedom has got protesters walking

So tired of your talking, no ifs ands or buts

 

Don't your head explode watching SNL

Don’t you hate that show from the depths of hell

It's hard to tell the Baldwin from the Trump

You're losin' all your marbles, Don

Ain't it funny how your ratings went away?

Mar-a-Lago, put out those flames you’ve been fannin’

Get rid of Steve Bannon, just show him the gate

You may have power, but there's a way we can reach you

You know we’ll have to impeach you, before it's too late