Read this and I'll send you free money.

Who doesn't want free money? Would you click here to get some?

Actually, this is a test to see if anybody is actually reading my blog. Facebook suggests that only three or four of my friends are seeing it, but my website says I get anywhere from 50 to 200 views. I'm trying to reconcile those numbers.

And by the way, there is no free money. Sorry. That was an alternative fact. Or fake news. Or truth that isn't really truth. Call it what you will. I'm not paying.