That time we intercepted a Tumbleweed Connection

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With tension continuing to mount between the crazy president of the United States and the crazy leader of North Korea, the shieldWALL has managed to intercept a private Twitter exchange between the two leaders. These tweets were not seen by the public at-large but were posted on the dark web.

Trump started the exchange by communicating with the president of South Korea. After that, it went something like this:

DONALD TRUMP: I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing.

KIM JONG-UN: The American president is a Madman Across the Water.

DONALD TRUMP: Be careful, little man. I will bomb you with Bennie and the Jets.

KIM JONG-UN: Oh yeah? It looks like I'm Still Standing.

DONALD TRUMP: You’re on the Bad Side of the Moon. I’ll extinguish you like A Candle in the Wind.

KIM JONG-UN: I’m not afraid of you, Tiny Dancer. I’ll still be here Sixty Years On.

DONALD TRUMP: Are you busy this weekend? Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting.

KIM JONG-UN: I’ll be Watching the Planes Go By.

DONALD TRUMP: Not when I Burn Down the Mission. It’ll be Goodbye Yellow Brick Road for you.

KIM JONG-UN: That would be an Act of War. You’d be Better Off Dead.

DONALD TRUMP: I’m sending troops up from the south. When they cross the DMZ you’ll hear them singing a Border Song.

KIM JONG-UN: That’s just Your Song, but I Won’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me.

DONALD TRUMP: You don’t scare me, because Someone Saved My Life Tonight.

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There was a pause while Trump shot golf balls at Hillary Clinton. The Twitter war resumed a  few hours later:

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KIM JONG-UN: I’m ready for some Crocodile Rock. Pretty soon you’ll have to attend a Funeral for a Friend when your Love Lies Bleeding in your hand.

DONALD TRUMP: Oh, look, Melania, The Bitch Is Back.

KIM JONG-UN: You should apologize to me for that, but Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word.

DONALD TRUMP: I can’t tweet now. I’m going to a rally in Pennsylvania so I have to Levon Air Force One.

KIM JONG-UN: If There’s a God in Heaven, I’ll deny you your Philadelphia Freedom.

DONALD TRUMP: That’s enough for now. I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That.

KIM JONG-UN: I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues.