Monday, May 15, 2017

Breaking news: White House denies Trump’s role in Kennedy assassination

By now you’ve probably heard the Washington Post report that Alternative President Donald J. Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and an ambassador during a White House meeting last week. The article quotes “current and former U.S. officials” who said Trump’s disclosures jeopardized a critical source of intelligence on the Islamic State.

Shortly thereafter, Trump trotted out his National Security Advisor, H. R. McMaster, to deny that intelligence sources and methods were discussed, or that Trump disclosed any military operations that weren't already publicly known. “I was in the room,” McMaster said. “It didn't happen.”

The problem is, McMaster denied something that wasn’t even reported in the Post (oh look, another shiny object). He might as well have denied that Trump was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll, or that he sabotaged the Hindenburg, because the newspaper didn’t report those charges, either.

When I first heard this story, the first words out of my mouth were, literally, “For the love of god. How many articles of impeachment do you need?” The other question – now and for the next few news cycles – will be who do you believe, Donald Trump or what he calls the “fake news” Washington Post?

I became a newspaper reporter in 1972 – the same year that five “plumbers” under the direction of Richard M. Nixon were arrested while burglarizing and bugging the Democratic National Committee offices at the Watergate. The Washington Post first reported the story, was first to recognize its significance and was first with virtually every new angle over the next two years until Nixon was forced to resign on August 8, 1974. They don’t report stories like this without solid sourcing.

Donald J. Trump, on the other hand, is a pathological liar who has invented his own reality and is trying to live inside it. He lies with such ease and frequency that it boggles the mind, and frankly, if he came to my house and told me to my face that he wasn’t on the Grassy Knoll, I’m not sure I’d believe him.

So I’m putting my money on the Post, and that brings me back to the question: How many articles of impeachment do you need?

It’s bad enough that Trump and his children have turned the White House into a profit center to enhance their personal wealth, in violation of anybody’s reasonable standard for conflict of interest, or that the man who mocked Barack Obama for an occasional golf trip spends about 30 percent of his time as president on the links – at our expense.

It’s even worse that Trump openly admitted to obstruction of justice in a TV interview regarding his firing of FBI Director James Comey, supposedly to halt an FBI investigation into the Trump campaign’s collusion with Russia to influence the 2016 election. It’s worse still that Trump followed the firing by making threats against Comey and claiming to have secret tape recordings of his White House meetings, which is very possibly a violation of state and federal wiretapping statutes – wiretapping being something Trump claims to know something about.

Now Trump is accused of sharing classified information with Russia. The irony of that – given the way Trump rode the whole Hillary Clinton email issue during the campaign and right up to this day – is w-a-a-a-y off the charts.

So I ask one last time: How many impeachable offenses do we need before the House of Representatives puts its party aside and takes action for the good of our democracy? How many more before at least 23 Congressmen grow a set of balls and join the Democrats in bringing down this buffoon of a president?

Forty-six testicles it all it will take – and even fewer if some women want to get on board.

Mr. Speaker, it’s time to put the orange back in the crate, to give that hair and those neckties a day off, to pull down the gilded draperies and reunite The Donald with his rental son and his mail-order bride, and to finally park the Trump train back in its garage. C’mon, boys and girls, it's going to be a lot of fun. Who’s with me? 

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