Wednesday, December 27, 2017

That day when your e-book reader no longer fits in your pocket

On Christmas Day 2011, I opened two gifts from my wife. One was a first generation Kindle – the little gray electronic book reader that allows you to magically carry around hundreds of books wherever you go. It’s only 4 1/2 inches wide and will fit in your front pants pocket. Using my Amazon Kindle device, I can browse, borrow or buy and download one of several million electronic e-books, plus newspapers, magazines and other digital media through a wireless connection to Amazon’s Kindle store.

So far, I have bought 317 books. I have read most of them, and the others, well, let’s say I read far enough to know it was time to stop. Most e-books cost anywhere from 99 cents to $15 or more. Some of them were actually free, but even at that price weren’t worth the time it took to download them. I mean, hey, you can’t win ‘em all.

The other gift I got that year was a first generation Kindle Fire, which took the device to a whole new level of audio and video possibilities. With the Fire, I can still read my books, but I can also download a Netflix app and watch movies and TV shows on a 7-inch screen that I can hold in one hand. I can get apps for TV networks; visit news, sports and weather sites; download internet music; and play all kinds of games. I can sit in a doctor’s office and play Yahtzee or Hearts while waiting to be called, or read Facebook and Twitter posts, among other things.

“I didn’t know which one to get you,” my wife confessed that Christmas morning six years ago, “so I bought them both.”

It’s good that she did, as it turns out, because the Kindle Fire with its glass face is impossible to view in the sunlight. When I look at it on a sunny day, all I see is me looking down at me. The original Kindle, meanwhile, has a matte finish on its face that is sunshine friendly, so I use it to read outside if reading is all I want to do.

Both devices are rechargeable, but I discovered after a couple of years that the recharging cable for the Fire no longer fits snugly into the port, so it’s very difficult to recharge. You have to jiggle it around and get it aligned just right or it won’t charge at all. It reminds me of the old days when we had to manipulate the rabbit ears on our TV set to get the Pittsburgh channels. For that reason, I bought a new Fire tablet last year. (It’s called Amazon Fire now. They’ve dropped the Kindle name entirely, although I’m not sure why.)

Anyway, moving right along, when I opened Christmas gifts from my wife this year, I got another surprise. What to my wondering eyes should appear but another new Amazon Fire – this one being the next generation of the device with a 10-inch screen that streams movies and TV shows in glorious HD and has stereo sound so good that when I’m watching a show, I think people are talking in the next room…but it’s only the background voices coming from the Fire.

This one is really what I’d call a tablet. It’s not quite as large as an iPad but the screen is three inches larger than the old Fire. It’s almost like carrying a small TV set around and I can no longer operate it with one hand. It has new features, too, including 2 GB RAM, Dolby Audio, 10-hour battery life and something called “hands-free Alexa.” (Given today’s environment of sexual misconduct, I’m not touching that one with, well, I’m just not touching it.) There’s other stuff that I haven’t figured out yet...and it no longer fits in my pants pocket.

So now I have four “Kindle-type” devices in varying colors and sizes and, of course, they all have slightly different charging cords (I mean, why should I expect Amazon to make things easy for me?) I like the new one a lot, which confirms my wife’s theory that I didn’t know I needed it until I got it. Like the microwave oven, the digital camera and the smart phone, I suppose.

The Fire Family

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