Our father (mother, brother, sister or other supreme being
who we may or may not worship)
Who art in Heaven (or wherever else we go when we die, if
anywhere at all)
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in Heaven – and sooner rather than later, if you please.
Give us (back) this day our morals, our ethics, our values
and our virtue,
And forgive us our emails as we try to forgive those who didn’t bother to vote in the last election,
And lead us not into nuclear confrontation but deliver us from evil, incompetence, disinterest, apathy, prevarication, the ignorance of Trump and the swamp creatures who are actively and passionately destroying our government and ruining our lives,
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory forever and ever…
And if you want to prove it to us, now would be a really good time.
Amen.
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